Roger Federer Reveals All A Bleacher Report Exclusive Spoof

Through negotiations with Bleacher Executives, I had to make some concessions in order to be able to talk face to face with the tennis god. Including hotels and restaurants. From this point forward, in accordance with the restraining order, I must remain 50 kilometers away from Roger at all times. Roger insists. This is very exciting for novice reporter who, after chasing Roger Federer half of the world, has been granted this exclusive one-on-one interview with the great man.